Some things about me and by me
In no particular order...
Read something about
who I am
In July 2004 I represented Britain in the
World Wife Carrying Championships
(although I carefully didn't ask Britain whether it wanted me to represent it)
Read about how I officially became
the world's fifth best liar
Learn the truth about the
Evil Vegetable Conspiracy
- you must read this for your own safety and that of your children
See some
silly pictures
that I made with Photoshop during quiet moments
Learn how to
play Hamback
, a new game for one player derived from backgammon.
Badly scanned photos from
when I walked the Pennine Way
Excuses for the
pretentious domain name
See how to
contact me
