Some things about me and by me
In no particular order...
Read something about
who I am
Learn how to
play Hamback
, a new game for one player derived from backgammon.
Here is a quick and dirty survey I carried out on
the number of apostrophes in the universe
In July 2004 I represented Britain in the
World Wife Carrying Championships
(although I carefully didn't ask Britain whether it wanted me to represent it!)
Read about how I officially became
the world's fifth best liar
Read some
satirical stories I've written
for various outlets
Learn the truth about the
Evil Vegetable Conspiracy
- you must read this for your own safety and that of your children
Movies from a moving bicycle
- films made using time-lapse photography whilst cycling
See some
silly pictures
that I've made with Photoshop
See our hilarious experiments in
left-handed stone throwing
Information about
my cycling
in Britain and Europe
Information about
my hiking
(at the moment this concentrates on the time I walked the Pennine Way)
Excuses for the
pretentious domain name
See how to
contact me